Poon Spittoon

A menstrual cup

My flow is so heavy today my poon spittoon has overflowed twice

by SpeckOstardust August 20, 2021

Dirty Spittoon

When you shave the females pubes & have the girl bend over while you chew them, and spit them into her ass.

"Damn, after giving your sister a dirty spittoon, I feel like a total sick-fuck."

by Frank B. Saxton September 2, 2007

West Virginia Pink Spatoon

After the act of gaping/wallering out a woman's anal cavity, use the bored out hole as a spitter whilst continuing to have intercourse.

Hey Breanna, Geoff brought his mint Copenhagen, I thinks he wants to West Virginia Pink Spatoon you.

by Geoff12 June 2, 2021

spitsonhisowndick

A fun loving guy! Down for whatever, whenever. A rebel at heart. He gets the job done no matter what, and basically if you’re in the company of a Spitsonhisowndick you know you’re in good hands come hell or high water. He’ll give you his all, but at the same time you don’t want to cross a Spitsonhisowndick. His grudge might be seemingly harsh at first, but he’s always willing to forgive. A great friend, an even better boyfriend (if you’re a girl) and a real free-thinker. He’s usually shredded to ribbons, and loves to party and be social. You’ve known people all your life, but still, you haven’t lived till you met a Spitsonhisowndick.

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by fogie13 February 3, 2010

spittoon

A dirty little bucket made of metal or stone that people who chew tobacco rather than smoke it. These were popular in the West (of Loathing) and they can also be used with jelly bean chewing tobacco, extra corrosive chewing tobacco, and you can even pee in it, even if your diabetic. In spittoons, you can find helpful items like a nasty ring, porcelain clay figures, emblems, guns, excalibur replicas, and they can even be flipped upside down to turn them into a hat. The act of looking through gross spittoons was beloved by people like Mumflr Fumperdink (Markiplier) and if they are clean or brand new, he begins to cry while hugging the spittoon in the fetal position.

I like to find special items in spittoons.

by Duckdud November 19, 2020

spitonme.org

He’s a nerd, Hot as fuck, sexy, yeah thats it he’s cool, reminds me of dr Phil that’s why he’s sexy xoxo, that’s basically it.

Shitty person 1: gosh @spitonme.org is hot af and looks like dr phil
Shitty person 2: who the fuck is that
Shitty person 1: bitch u ugly as fuck sthu u nothing, have u been living under a rock? Fat ass whore.

by spitonme.org July 11, 2021

Spitoroni

A Spitoroni is when you order a pepperoni pizza but you were rude to the delivery person so they spat in the pizza

That guy I delivered the pizza to was a total asshole, so I gave him a Spitoroni pizza

by I H O P NES August 16, 2021