Get the Shipon mug.A homemade enema (usually made from a combination of a crack pipe and large funnel) that makes the flowing waters of shit turns into an unsightly sea foam green, resembling the rivers of Ganges.
Man, I got so constipated from all that Heroin, I had to make a sphincter spigot in order to clean out the ol' pipes.
That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
by PrincessGaylordFocker October 18, 2016
Get the Sphincter Spigot mug.Spinosaurus was a large predator, attaining a length of up to 60 feet and 5 tons. Despite his size, the carnivore was depicted in eating fish, but may have hunted small-sized dinosaurs. The mouth of the therapd was designed to catch fish, rather than crush or kill. The skull and the fragments were quite fragile, so the therapod had a very weak bite.
Spinosaurus was also shown in the movie Jurassic Park 3. Being depicted as a much more stronger, smarter and larger dinosaur then its past star, Tyrannosaurus. Spinosaurus was also seen defeating the notorious T. Rex. Although the depiction is false due to the fact that both carnivores never met in real life. Spinosaurus had many fragile bones. Its long sails and crocodile-like snout were not as strong as it seemed to be in JP3.
Many JP Fans have been debating over which was better if the the two ACTUALLY met in real life. Though Tyrannosaurus Rex would've won if it fought the huge Spinosaurus. Tyrannosaurus was built for hunting medium-sized animals. Spinosaurus was built for eating fish, and the chances of it winning are 1.5%/97.5%. Because of this the dinosaur wasn't adapted to hunting and spent most of his life wading in water and catching fish.
Spinosaurus was also shown in the movie Jurassic Park 3. Being depicted as a much more stronger, smarter and larger dinosaur then its past star, Tyrannosaurus. Spinosaurus was also seen defeating the notorious T. Rex. Although the depiction is false due to the fact that both carnivores never met in real life. Spinosaurus had many fragile bones. Its long sails and crocodile-like snout were not as strong as it seemed to be in JP3.
Many JP Fans have been debating over which was better if the the two ACTUALLY met in real life. Though Tyrannosaurus Rex would've won if it fought the huge Spinosaurus. Tyrannosaurus was built for hunting medium-sized animals. Spinosaurus was built for eating fish, and the chances of it winning are 1.5%/97.5%. Because of this the dinosaur wasn't adapted to hunting and spent most of his life wading in water and catching fish.
by JPFANBOY January 2, 2009
Get the Spinosaurus mug.The Spinos is taking a corn filled shit in your own hand, slapping your boss in the face with it, and then smearing it in.Repeat process until surface is covered.
by The Tuhtle Co. June 19, 2011
Get the the spinos mug.Don't mean to be a stickler but a majority of definitions for this man appear to be gravely erroneous. He was a rationalist of Portuguese Jewish descent with a nascent philosophical background in the same vein as Descartes, Democritus and Epicurus. Stoicism if you will.
He was issued a Cherem and ostracized from the Jewish community in the Netherlands for his Theologico-Political Treatise which suggested that sacred works such as the bible be examined critically and rationally as opposed to arbitrarily treating such works as infallible works of a supreme being with a specific purpose for humans. Spent the rest of his life working as a lens grinder. What better way for the man who supposedly moved Einstein to bad poetry to live? Building tools to help us see the world better, and trying to understand the world? Wow. He dies in his mid-forties. His philosophy revolves around a deterministic monism.
Simply put, Spinoza advanced the proposition that there is only one eternal substance, nothing exists outside of it and this substance is God and everything including our thoughts are all in God. Deus sive Natura.
Last point of note: He spent a great deal of time in his work ethics, which was presented in geometric order, refuting the idea of an anthropomorphic deity. By the standards of the Abrahamic religions and probably all religions, this view would be atheistic, so be careful.
He was issued a Cherem and ostracized from the Jewish community in the Netherlands for his Theologico-Political Treatise which suggested that sacred works such as the bible be examined critically and rationally as opposed to arbitrarily treating such works as infallible works of a supreme being with a specific purpose for humans. Spent the rest of his life working as a lens grinder. What better way for the man who supposedly moved Einstein to bad poetry to live? Building tools to help us see the world better, and trying to understand the world? Wow. He dies in his mid-forties. His philosophy revolves around a deterministic monism.
Simply put, Spinoza advanced the proposition that there is only one eternal substance, nothing exists outside of it and this substance is God and everything including our thoughts are all in God. Deus sive Natura.
Last point of note: He spent a great deal of time in his work ethics, which was presented in geometric order, refuting the idea of an anthropomorphic deity. By the standards of the Abrahamic religions and probably all religions, this view would be atheistic, so be careful.
Fun Facts: Spinoza posited that a life devoted trying to understand the universe and everything in it and ignoring ephemeral goods like paris hilton and the new iphone was the true path to immortaility. He called this filling the mind, which is a mode of the attribute of thought (God has infinite attributes) with adequate ideas.
His ideas were considered heretical so he was extremely careful. People were being slaughtered for much less in his time and still are. "Sub Rosa" was an emblem on a ring he allegedly wore.
Last factoid: He solved Descartes notorious mind/body problem by positing that mind and body were two modes of expression of the same substance, God, under two distinct attributes: Thought and Extension.
His ideas were considered heretical so he was extremely careful. People were being slaughtered for much less in his time and still are. "Sub Rosa" was an emblem on a ring he allegedly wore.
Last factoid: He solved Descartes notorious mind/body problem by positing that mind and body were two modes of expression of the same substance, God, under two distinct attributes: Thought and Extension.
by The Bench Stability Tester August 16, 2010
Get the Spinoza mug.A person who is able to take information and spin it to be something more (or less, depending on need at the moment) than what it is.
The politician gave such an incendiary speech that only the spinotaur can get the media to not lambast him.
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After seeing the sales figures only the best spinotaur will remain employed.
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After seeing the sales figures only the best spinotaur will remain employed.
by Sauropod March 11, 2009
Get the spinotaur mug.The time at which the first sip is taken: when you begin drinking. Analogous to Tipoff for most sporting events. Implies that the feats that will take place after this time are athletic and in some cases, competitive. Also calls to mind blastoff for space shuttles. Epic.
Guy 1: "What times the party tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sipoff is at 8 pm, should be poppin at around 9:30"
"Sipoff in t-minus 25 minutes."
"3, 2, 1, SIPOFF!!!"
Guy 2: "Sipoff is at 8 pm, should be poppin at around 9:30"
"Sipoff in t-minus 25 minutes."
"3, 2, 1, SIPOFF!!!"
by LEBROSS May 13, 2014
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