sipoff 

The time at which the first sip is taken: when you begin drinking. Analogous to Tipoff for most sporting events. Implies that the feats that will take place after this time are athletic and in some cases, competitive. Also calls to mind blastoff for space shuttles. Epic.

Guy 1: "What times the party tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sipoff is at 8 pm, should be poppin at around 9:30"

"Sipoff in t-minus 25 minutes."

"3, 2, 1, SIPOFF!!!"

sipoff by LEBROSS May 13, 2014

spoffle

Foam covers on the end of the mics that prevent "popping" (Definition: Origin: comedian Hugh Laurie, by way of comedian/author/actor Stephen Fry, by way of Patrick A. Keane.)

My P's and B's sound too sharp. Is there a spoffle around?

spoffle by Kathy Yu September 4, 2005

Spofford Pond School

An elementary school where kids think they are in high school. Where girls wear crop tops, uggs, and loads of makeup. Where boys wear shorts in the middle of winter. Where kids in fourth grade start dating. Where there are weddings in 6th grade. There's constant drama between girls and the mean girl clique is a reality. But yet there are some regular people that are classy and smart and act like kids.

"Wow, that person looks like they're from Spofford Pond School!"
"How do you know?"
"Because they are acting like they are in High-School."

Spofford Pond School by cady913 February 21, 2015

mexican simpoff

A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.

A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"

mexican simpoff by the.retorik April 24, 2021

Shpoff 

Meaning to have sex/fuck/smash/smoosh

I want to shpoff you means I want to fuck you.

Lets shpoff means lets FUCK

Shpoff by fooooooooookyouguy October 25, 2010

Spofflim 

When you are almost dating someone, but aren’t official. You could also have been speaking to this person for awhile so are both off-limits. Spofflim is an anagram for speaking. It’s a way to explain your relationship status.

Are you and Jacob spofflim yet?

I heard Ellie and Jacob were spofflim!

Spofflim by Blake1882 June 4, 2019

spoffle

Noun: Slang term for a pop shield, put on the microphone to prevent plosive consonants from registering too forcefully during studio recording of voice overs.

"Can we put a spoffle on the mike because I'm getting too much pop o the Ps."

spoffle by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004