nipple spiders

The unappealing collection of ugly hair strands which shroud the obsolete male nipple

She slid her hand across his manly chest and recoiled in horror as she was confronted by his unsightly nipple spiders

by Michael & Roberta May 16, 2006

_spidersinyourwall_

_spidersinyourwall_ is an insanely popular tiktoker who has a huge fucking obsession with the marauders.

Person 1: Hey why is _spidersinyourwall_ crying?
Person 2: Don't worry about her, She just read another fucking marauders fan fiction

by creepyguyunderyourbed November 24, 2021

The Spiderlash Lounge

Infamous private lounge in Uptown New Orleans. Informally often referred to simply as "the 'Lash", The Spiderlash Lounge was a private, invite-only affair - similar to a traditional New Orleans Social Aid and Pleasure Club but without any of the tiresome Social Aid. Lots of cool antiques, red velvet, and candle light. Absinthe flowed liberally. Sadly, the 'Lash closed it's doors in 2004.

"We went by the Spiderlash Lounge last night and it was still rolling at three a.m."

by Lastronaut September 26, 2007

panty spiders

The pubic hair that escapes out the leg holes of underwear/swimsuits

Ooh, I need to clean up my bits before I go to the beach this weekend, or everybody will see my panty spiders.

by GoddessKP December 14, 2015

Go fuck spiders

To be used when a person in your presence is being intensely annoying such as spouting complete nonsense and therefore serving no useful purpose existing.

Go fuck spiders! Interesting thought, which legs do you part to gain entry? Hence, how to amuse a fool.

by rjc56 July 30, 2006

Barking Spiders

Another name for a short yet loud fart

*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders

by T.I.M October 17, 2008

barking spiders

fanny burps (syn. - farts)

by Dimitri September 18, 2003