Spatulate

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity

"Your about to get spatulated"

by Panzermensch May 13, 2005

Spatulate

-Something you do
-To spit up
-To spear
-To spill

Mrs.Espenshade, Billy just spatulated on the floor.

Haha, he just spatulated on your shoe!

by Robert V June 1, 2005

speculdate

verb - to surf the Internet dating sites in the hopes of meeting someone you would like to meet

Wanda was searching her 'matches' on the Internet dating site.. When you friend asked what she was doing she said, "I'm looking for my speculdate."

by GE Morgan June 21, 2008

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

spiolate

to violate someone beyond the point of violation

i am going to spiolate you mum

by angelofsloth May 6, 2011

Spopulate

To have sex on top of water. You have to be in or on a floatation device in order to spopulate. For example, a raft or a boat would work well.

Guy- We're going to spopulate tonight like last night!
Girl- And wake up the neighborhood again?

by plasma511 June 1, 2011

spatulated

To make something become a spatula.

I had a block of wood, which I then spatulated.
I now have a spatula.

by RtoTheB November 27, 2013