speedo

Slang for any jock, especially on the swim team, for various reasons.

"Let's piss off the speedos and put jello in the pool."

by Maddawg February 19, 2005

speedos

REaly tight pants made out of spandex/rubber which the 'professional' swimmers wear. YOung boys especially. Some, like honeypot wear them so high that if he had any pubes they'd be coming out. Some, like someone who does not wish to be named wears them so low you're scared they'll fall off.

'jesus, check mikes speedos.. they look like they're about to fall of...OH JESUS!!WEENER!!'

by Colette April 11, 2004

Speedyheart

A need for speed modding fanatic who’s being ran by a robot.

Have you seen Speedyheart’s new mod?
Yeah she reprogrammed the entire pursuit system in Carbon and Heat as a whole.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

Speedo

Swimwear that is like briefs. It's often worn if you are on a swim team. It shows your package so if you have a baby pee pee many people will notice it.

It is bad enough that Bill is made fun of for his one inch hairless dick at 15 years old in the showers. However, the hottest girls in the school have been coming to swim meets and looking at the guys bodies. Unfortunately, one of them is a girl in which Bill has a crush on and is emberassed that his one inch hairless package gives him no bulge and everybody laughs at his baby dick in his speedo.

by Jr23115 October 8, 2013

Speedophiles

Creepy old guys who hang around in super tight swimming trunks.

You'll find loads of wrinkly old German speedophiles in European holday camps.

by ped333 August 5, 2010

speedhack

program that enables your processing unit to overclock, enabling your charater per say in a pvp enviroment to cast spells faster, run faster, and overall speeden the processes on ingame play..this is commonly accepted as a cheat or hack in gaming today.

by chaotic soul July 22, 2003

Speedover Beethoven

The most overplayed DDR song, officially. It replaces both V (for extreme) and Daikenkai because those songs require some level of skill, whereas Speedover Beethoven requires virtually none at its lower levels (and it's got little cartoon guys spinning around in the background! LOL!!!111) People also play this song because the recognize the tune ('Fur Elise') even though they can't name it. Doing badly on Speedover Beethoven on beginner or light is probably a sign that one of your feet have been amputated while you weren't looking.

beginner: Aw shit man this DDR stuff looks hard better start easy with that song they play in the demo, whats it called, speedy beethoven, while I'm at it, I should play it for all three songs, since it's not like people ever get tired of hearing the same song over and over again.

goth chick who feels the need to correct other people on their dance styles: actually it's 'speedover beethoven'. it's a really tough song, but I manage to pass just because I'm so good.

bystander: HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS WITH BIG HEADS IN THE BACKGROUND HEY GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!

by Im in ur arcade, September 22, 2006