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speak spanish 

To understand something to the fullest extent. Derived from "you don't even understand", and "we don't do that at camp ojai". Ultimately the coolest term in the world.
speak spanish by Gangstarjman October 1, 2006

Speak To The Judge 

commonly refered to as giving a blowjob.

a paraphrase for radio, often used on the Maxwell Show
"you're going out with john tonight, you gonna speak to the judge?"

"I was going through my daughter's phone, and found a picture of her speaking to the judge."
Speak To The Judge by Jordan1234567 December 19, 2008

Speak to me oh toothless one 

The act or action of letting a fart rip.
Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.

speak pretzel 

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.
Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.
speak pretzel by NamelessKiller August 20, 2015

Speak Now World Tour Withdrawal Syndrome 

Something that dedicated Country/pop star Taylor Swift fans (SWIFTIES) went through when the world tour for Taylors album "speak now" ended and they all missed it and wished it had never ended!.... they wanted the nights to go forever! Long Live Speak Now World Tour!
"I suffer from Speak now world tour withdrawal syndrome! Long Live that night! <3 "

Speak Into Existence 

To hypothesize a situation so much, that it actually happens
Person 1:I bet the red team is gonna win this one.
Person 2: Don't speak into existence! The red team does nothing but win, they need to lose this one.