cross-shaped rock

Who Would Win?

An Italian man that can shoot spaghetti like bullets or a rock

Caesar: *gets crushed under a cross-shaped rock*
Joseph: SHIZAAA

by YOU UTTER FOOL July 5, 2022

Moral Scapegoat

A character that is bad, but the book/movie/show portrays them as good.

Most bad books have Moral Scapegoats.

by Blosse12 June 5, 2023

Snape Rolls

Something you say questioningly when you misheard a friend. Derived from a conversation between two friends, in which one misheard the word "staples" and thought she said "Snape Rolls."

Staaaaaaples.

Snape rolls?






Man, I had a lot of chores last night.

Snape rolls? You had a lot of whores last night?

by HannahHollywood January 15, 2009

Just shapes and beats

Just shapes and beats is a game based on synced music and movement of a small blue cube that the "player" plays as.

The objective of this game is to dodge any pink/red objects until the music is over, your "cube" Will lose pieces of itself every time you are touched, if all pieces are lost, the music will rewind back until the last checkpoint you made it to, if you are in a BOSS FIGHT, there will be NO checkpoints, which will also mean that if you lose all your 6 pieces you will have to start all over again.

While navigating the Level Select, you will have to jump bounce and dodge obstacles to continue the game, there are around 6 BOSS FIGHTS in total so far.

I am hoping that for anybody who does not understand what "JUST SHAPES AND BEATS" (aka: JSaB) will kindly take consideration to let this Urban Dictionary post make it to the quite empty page that you get when you type the name of this word.

"Wanna play some Just shapes and BEATS? I've heard it's now 4 player"

"Wanna play some JSaB? I've heard it's now 4 player"

by Blixer Waifu February 24, 2020

Severus Snape

The Potions Master at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. In book 6, he became the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and in the 7th, became the Headmaster and got killed by Lord Voldemort's snake, Nagini. To this day, no one knows if his portrait resides in the Headmaster's room, but seeing as how he was a one, most guess yes. He at first had a goatee in the book's illustrations, but since portrayed by Alan Rickman, he apparently shaved it off. He has many fangirls (me included), but I am one of the sane ones, people. He is also extremely hot. And yes I had to say that.

Severus Snape is extremely smart and handsome. He loves Lily Evans, who marries James Potter instead, and turned over to the good side the moment Voldemort threatened her. I love him, but I know that it will never happen.

by Kyui11 June 15, 2009

Y-Shaped Coffin

An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?

by gouldbags May 6, 2006

The Colour and the Shape

A masterpiece created by Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. With flawless and amazing songs like Everlong, My Hero, Monkey Wrench, and Hey, Johnny Park!

This is a great CD, great from track 1 to 12.

by mike p April 15, 2004