fanny spanner

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

by colin worth July 23, 2007

cucker spaniel

When your husband (and or boyfriend) dresses up like a dog in the corner of the room and watches you (the girlfriend) gets fucked by a random guy in front of him and he gets off to it. Making him (the boyfriend) a cucker spaniel.

I heard Heathers fuck buddy came over last night and make josh a total fucking cucker spaniel!

by TreChicX October 11, 2019

Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.

My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”

by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020

wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

kyker spaniel

A jewish dog, considered to be the jew's best friend.

Guy: What type of dog are you getting?
Jew: kyker spaniel of course!

by asdf489838 May 12, 2013

spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

Wanker Spanker

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

by rachyy April 14, 2007