shading

When a person is good at moving in shadows or without being noticed.

Oh shit, where he come from? That nigga shading...

by krispychickun May 20, 2015

spalding

The term coined when a man rubs one out into his lovers eyes whilst she/he sleeps. The semen then hardens as the lover sleeps blissfully unaware of the surprise waiting for her/him when they awake.

The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.

Matt jizzed into Doug's eyes whilst he was sleeping. The next morning, Doug awoke to find that he couldn't open his eyes. Trying to remove the crispy and slightly sticky residue from around his eyes, his fingers and face got all gunked up.

Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!

by Jam-Master Jay March 13, 2008

spadangle

To jump into or out of a moving car, usually done at relatively slow speeds.

Yesterday I spadangled in the parking after school to make myself look heroic.

by AlanMansoor April 12, 2008

Spalding Hall

Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.

{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}

Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?

{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}

Chino: yeah.

{walk past girl, chino stops}

Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?

Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?

Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!

{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}

Me: what.

by piro August 26, 2004

Spalding

Verb: A desperate minor finishing abandoned drink(s) after a dinner or party.

Look at Jimmy over spalding that table

by DaShooster June 22, 2010

Shading

To avoid obligations by hiding.
To leave without permission.
To leave work early.

To avoid undesirable work.
Some one who is lazy often refered to as a shade or shader.

its sunny out but i found a whole lotta shading with you guys

by treebeardthemighty August 23, 2011

sading

the act of being sad.

person one: hey are you okay?
person two: nah, dude. I'm sading.

by quelokerem September 6, 2018