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A guy who has a really small penis, and thinks his good in bed because he has watched a lot of porn.
And thinks he's going to loose to his virginity any second but in reality he's going to loose it when he's 25.
Damn you are like sörstedt. Thinking you good in bed
sörstedt by Dannexen December 12, 2016
When the penis only goes a couple of millimeters into the vagina.
He was shorted during sex.
Shorted by Penis Lookr July 17, 2017
super bored
I so sored
Maybe tomorrow Jim can be the sorter of the laundry
Sorter by Ria21 September 3, 2018

softedge 

the kid in high school who played guitar, liked pierce the veil, had blue hair, and was always crying, but was a genuine and generally kind person unless you started something with them or their friends. they just wanted somebody to cuddle and had an aching heart.
guy 1: "ugh that kids so emo"
guy 2 "i guess. theyre more softedge though. give them a break."
To receive a short reply in response to a message that you put a lot of thought or effort into.
Friend: "Dude, it took me an hour to draft a three-paragraph essay email to my professor asking for an extension, and all I got in response was 'K'"
You: "Ugh, I hate getting shorted too."
shorted by waffle&lust May 13, 2020