Sonoma

Sonoma is known as "wine country"
but if your really know, sonoma has the best weed around.

Lets go to sonoma and get a fat bag of weed from saint valentine

by turf burrito May 26, 2011

Sonoma

Place in the Bay Area of California, where absolutely nothing happens. Popular with old people, and drunkards due to the vast selection of wine available.

Hey Edna! Let's go to Sonoma this year on vacation. I hear they have great bingo!

by Josh Baker October 15, 2003

Sonora high school

Just another shitty high school in good old smog filled commiefornia. The school is composed of mostly Mexicans, Asians and the oh so rare whites and blacks. Most the the Mexicans there always think they are hot shit and believe the world owes them something somehow. Some of the teachers are chill but they are a few that just plain suck, like that one female teacher at the English wing that looks like a lesbian. The gym teachers and coaches don’t really give a shit about their jobs, like at all. The school has shitty sports teams like a football team that hasn’t won since the 70’s, a baseball team that sucks ass, and the only team that does somewhat well is basket ball. That’s because of the few black kids that ever attend the school. The only thing worse about the beaners is the Russian retards that think they literally own the school, those retards go as far as to his as passerby’s fuckin retards. Overall the school is still just another shitty school that says they are the best, but the only reason the school got any kind of award was because all of the chinks that’s are forced to do good by their parents.

The staff at sonora high school is absolute garbage

by Knightlydays April 20, 2019

sonofa

contrary to what you might think it should be prounounced as (so no fa) this word is actually son of a. It is usually followed by slut, or bitch. or my favorite, prostitute monkey. It is important that you do not prounounce it so no fa, as that is the name of an all girl band. and i don't think "so no fa slut" will sound very threatening in a verbal war.

Sonofa prostitute monkey, that bitch stole my cash!

by Stunningly Beautiful Brunette May 19, 2005

Sonoran Stinger

When a person performing oral sex sticks their thumb up the recipient's butt instead of a finger; Considered the signature move of truck stop prostitutes near the Arizona/Mexico border

Normally, my husband likes me to put a finger in his butt during oral, but I thought I would surprise him with a Sonoran Stinger and use my thumb instead

by jackburton420 June 8, 2017

Sonoran Handshake

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.

Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.

by SirBiggles May 17, 2018

Sonottelling

To carefully avoid answering a question. Often using skill or tact but sometimes just by blatantly changing the subject.

I knew she was cheating on me when she kept sonottelling my questions about her friend.

by whitewolfe October 9, 2011