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Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM 

Saturday morning cartoon based on the Sonic the Hedgehog videogame franchise. It debuted in 1993, and was a cancelled a year later. While it starred SEGA's mascot, it was nothing like the games which it was based on, adding a bunch of new characters like Princess Sally and Bunnie Rabbot. Retarded furries immediately jizzed their pants over the show.

It spawned an idiotic fanbase of basement-dwelling losers in their 30s who constantly whine about how the show didn't deserve to be cancelled and to this day, believe that it will one day be renewed, despite the fact that it was cancelled IN 1994, and absolutely NONE of the characters from SatAM have ever appeared in a Sonic game.

Its retarded fanbase often proclaims that the series is 'dark' and features 'intelligent writing' The pilot episode alone features Sonic using annoying buzzwords like 'mondo' and 'totally' in almost every sentence. He even breaks out an electric guitar and begins to wail on it for no apparent reason.
Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM

Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Can

Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trashcan is a sonic the hedgehog mini trash can
man i’ll never get rid of my Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Can”

Sonic the Hedgehog the movie'd 

When a mass of people bully a public figure or corporation about a product so much that the public figure or corporation change said product
Tom: "Wow, we really Sonic the Hedgehog the movie'd this one, guys"

Sonic The Hedgehog Hair 

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog 

A song created by Animation Domination High-Def and published to YouTube on July 28, 2014.
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:

Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog

Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!

When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves

Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!

Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs

Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!

Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog 

An inspired work of utter genius, staring Sega's eponymous mascot Sonic The Hedgehog. The show is basically inspired by every single drug and substance known to mankind, and is best known for a nonexistent plotline, the hilarious (non)educational Sonic Says moments where Sonic teaches kids about pedophiles (really) and inspiring every single YTP ever made. Without AOSTH, I could go so far as to say that Youtube Poop would not be NEARLY as successful. This show is so bat-shit insane, it makes Ren and Stimpy look like any Simpsons episode after the 20th season. You know whats going to happen, and its not nearly as hilarious.
Guy 1: Hey dude I just got a load of drugs fresh from the underground! Lets light up and go on a massive trip!

Guy 2: No thanks. I'll just watch five minutes of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog and get all the mind fucking I'll ever need...

Sonic: (That's no good!)

The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie 

I know this already exists, but those were from 2019. They ended up fixing Sonic and the movie actually turned out to be pretty good, if a bit by the numbers, and it also made enough moolah to get a sick looking sequel. Sega, take notes from Paramount on this one, and actually make a good Sonic Game (Mania doesn't count, that was mostly outsourced)
The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie was actually good!