haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.
by hairy beedle October 13, 2009
Get the somalian beedle dial mug.This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap mug.When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.
by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018
Get the Somalian Sizzer Kick mug.When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass
by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018
Get the Somalian Mudslide mug.Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
Get the Somalian Cum Kettle mug.When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.
— I am traumatised for life.
— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.
— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.
by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018
Get the somalian avalanche mug.When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
by Andy grapes May 5, 2018
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