spaghetti smack

When you’re really angry, and you have really wet noodles you just made, you feel the noodles real good, then you slowly and I mean slowly one by one take the noodles and put them in a straight line. let them cool. Go outside and look for your next victim, when you spot the cockwaddle person you’re about to destroy. LEAP IN TO ACTION AND SMACK THEM IN THE FACE WITH THE NOODLES AS HARD AS YOU CAN! JOHN CENA JUMPS OUT OF THE NEAREST ORPHANAGE AND KO’s YOUR OPPONENT TO THE GROUNDDD. AS ALL THIS IS HAPPENING YOU HAVE NOW COMPLETED THE SATANIC RITUAL WHICH UNLOCKS THE GATES TO HELL... AND THEN YOU SEE IT JAMES CHARLES BALLSACK DIPPED IN BLUE PLAINT BEGGING TO SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD. sapnu puas

“well sally, he firefighter kicked the door down and backpeddled into the bedroom wearing nothing but a lime green cape, then he spaghetti smacked me right in my face! It was so hot!!”

by dontsmelthehobo March 17, 2019

Van Smack

Nickname of sports talk host Jim Rome, originally given to Nick Van Exel, longtime NBA player who played for several years for the LA Lakers (LA being where the Rome show is based) but eventually Rome co-opted the name for himself.

"Hey Van Smack, thanks for taking my call."
"I am Van Smack, and we'll be back."

by Henry June 21, 2006

smack my bitch up

Request another to inject you with Heroin or get you high. "Get me high." "Light my fire." "Shoot me up." "Smack my bitch up."

The phrase was made famous by The Prodigy. The phrase does not mean to hit your girlfriend, nor does it advocate violence toward women as it literally implies.

"Man I'm tweekin', are you holdin'?"
"You know it."
"Then smack my bitch up.

by Joe Sa September 7, 2008

smack

usually used while eating some good ass food

this burger smacks

by k money bitch June 13, 2017

Shmack

An adjective usually used to describe food meaning "good". Commonly used in replacement of "delicious"

Do you want some animal fries from In n out?
Bruh, that sounds shmack.

Have you tried the animal fries? They're shmack.

by Dalsegnox July 22, 2017

Boo Boo Shmack

Slang for really, really, really, SUPER potent weed. Usually shortened to boo for ambiguity. Supposedly coined by this guy named Pimp Dog who did this amazing free-style at this party i was at.

1) "You gadat boo?"
2) "Hey bro, i burned some Boo Boo Shmack yesterday, went fuckin' blind.. turns out, my eyelid muscle permanently broke. Too much THC homie, eyes cracked for life."

by iball45 October 13, 2010

Honey Shmacks

im a 60 year old virgin that dresses up in a frog costume from the Honey Smacks cereal box. i then proceed to leap or pounce off of high peaks onto small vulnerable children under the age of 7, and then i get them all sticky like honey.

its halloween kids, so be weary of any person in a frog costume because they could be Honey Shmacks.

by XxHMMM69xX October 24, 2016