solo blumpkin

Masturbating while taking a shit

Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."

by danglyballzjohn June 9, 2015

gutted salmon

A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..

Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..

More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..

Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..

Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..

But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..

by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016

smoked salmon effect

n. the state of becoming such an everyday luxury that people expect to be able to afford it at all times.

Even though champagne may still provide a glimmer of excitement, it has certainly undergone the smoked salmon effect because it's so commonplace and people have come to expect it.

by Lingrad February 14, 2005

solo dolo

1) to do things by yourself ( solo) and on the down low (dolo)
2) A loner

"I'm on my solo dolo shit, just keeepin to myself"

by sweet dik daddy June 3, 2009

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by Kurapikastan January 29, 2021

dead salmon

when the partner on the bottom does not move during intercourse. maybe throws in an occasional wiggle.

When Eva is in her home bed, she pulls the dead salmon, but if you got something for her she will grab your hips and rock your world.

by Temple House February 13, 2006

Solo the Rocket

When a FIRST Robotics Competition robot singlehandedly fills the rocket in the 2019 game, DESTINATION: Deep Space presented by the Boeing Company

Did you see 971 solo the rocket last match?

by MentorBuilt April 9, 2019