sober trip

When you have been partying so hard and so long that being sober is a trip.

No thanks dude, I'm sober tripping today.

Whoa, everything is like so real.

by Tripdiddles March 30, 2009

Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot

You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

by Dillon Farnum April 1, 2005

Sober Bitch

One whom watches the consumption of narcotics and psychoactives but does not partake in it's use.

Kyle was being a sober bitch.

by ty&joey April 19, 2010

sober reflection

Sober reflection is the act of taking a great deal of time to analyze and think through something (your life) to either reaccount how far you've come, or to assist make a serious (life changing) decision.

John: Will You have a party on your birthday?
Me: Not this year, I'll stay indoors alone and have a sober reflection cos am not growing any younger.

by Elimo Hoston March 30, 2016

Soberish

The state of being sober-ish implies one has the ability to move freely and with conviction beetween the states of sobriety and intoxication, being able to lose their pants but not their panties; and to be able to remember with accuracy why one got 86ed from a bar.

Get me a drink before last call i need to stay soberish so i can keep having fun till it's time to drive home.

by bocharo January 5, 2011

sober sally

someone who doesn’t drink or someone who isn’t drinking when with the boys.

sorry guys i’m a sober sally, i'm not firing tonight.

by jelly kelly June 16, 2020

sober flyer

An oxy-moron. A blatant contradiction, referring to the obviously non-existent idea of a sober student at the University of Dayton.

"There were lots of sober flyers at that party last night."

"I sense a hint of sarcasm in your voice."

"Yeah you're right there are no sober flyers."

by I am Peterson February 17, 2010