Tennessee Shower Curtain

A floral print or otherwise "shower curtain" looking dress worn by an obese woman.

I was at Wal-mart last night and the selection of Tennessee shower curtains made me sick to my stomach!

by G005E October 11, 2006

everything shower

A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.

Clean sheets after an everything shower is heaven.

by Cocoa Morgan March 9, 2017

shower not a grower

a guy with a big schlong, but it doesnt get any bigger once erect.

"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"

by mepheld November 2, 2013

Ghetto Shower

When one substitutes a real shower for washering their hair and or face in the sink and applying deodorant & cologne to cover up any preexisting odors.

I woke up late this morning and had to take a Ghetto Shower.

by DB in MO August 21, 2008

shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.

by Maxsdad October 29, 2019

Military Shower

A shower that takes less then 3 mins

The student was going to be late for his mid-term so he took a military shower in order to be on time.

by MarineDuckie2012 December 3, 2011

Eisenhower Power Shower

A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.

Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.

by Stoffer August 27, 2005