Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"
by Maviday February 5, 2010
Get the Snowboard mug.A sexual act, where one or more partners are 'boarded' in a animal cage. The partner on the outside, who has saved up his oils for roughly 2 weeks dumps the oils on the partners who are boarded inside the cage. Snow+Boarding equals snowboarding.
No, dude. I would never subject your or any one I loved to such a foul and depraved sexual act as snowboarding.
by ChristianRadionline January 27, 2011
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by sl;kjcdz May 31, 2007
Get the snowboarding mug.A snowbeard is a word that is to be said, snowbbbeeeeaaaarrrdddd. It's a spin of of the word, longbeard. It was created by Admiral Z. Foerg and the Late M. Sims. It means to snowboard, nothing more.
by Admiral Biggen Bottom January 2, 2011
Get the snowbeard mug.the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.
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famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.
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famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.
FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?
Friend: Dude... its fuckin july
Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.
Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive
Snowboarder: so?
Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.
Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.
Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.
Poser: asshole.
Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
Friend: Dude... its fuckin july
Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.
Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive
Snowboarder: so?
Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.
Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.
Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.
Poser: asshole.
Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
by sky sky22 December 31, 2008
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