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Snowboard

Abnormally large erect Caucasian penis.
Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"
by Maviday February 5, 2010
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SnowBoarding

A sexual act, where one or more partners are 'boarded' in a animal cage. The partner on the outside, who has saved up his oils for roughly 2 weeks dumps the oils on the partners who are boarded inside the cage. Snow+Boarding equals snowboarding.
No, dude. I would never subject your or any one I loved to such a foul and depraved sexual act as snowboarding.
by ChristianRadionline January 27, 2011
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snowboarding

when you skeet on a girls chest and then titty fuck her.
"God that girl has great tits i would love to go snowboarding on her" said Ross
by sl;kjcdz May 31, 2007
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snowbeard

A snowbeard is a word that is to be said, snowbbbeeeeaaaarrrdddd. It's a spin of of the word, longbeard. It was created by Admiral Z. Foerg and the Late M. Sims. It means to snowboard, nothing more.
Hey man, you rang?

Yeee, snowbeard!!!

Alright, where?

Ect...
by Admiral Biggen Bottom January 2, 2011
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Snowboard

the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.

FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.

FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?

Friend: Dude... its fuckin july

Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.

Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive

Snowboarder: so?

Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.

Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.

Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.

Poser: asshole.

Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
by sky sky22 December 31, 2008
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Snowboarder

one who clicks it and rips it at Sugarloaf. also known as The Wolf.
The Wolf is so sick today; He's totally ripping in the park.
by Ian "wolf" Woelfel December 9, 2004
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snowboarding

Snowboarding is the new skiing.
I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.
by Cogitator October 9, 2008
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