Snowmageddon

A snow (not defined by how many inches that fall) that affects a location not necessarily capable of dealing with snow, thus causing chaos (i.e. traffic jams, school closings, etc.)

The city of Atlanta rarely gets snow but this snowmageddon is really creating issues there.

by Ceraphus February 12, 2010

snowmosexual

somebody who has sex with snowmen.

alicia thrust the snowman's icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmosexual intercourse.

by alicia morgan April 13, 2006

snOMG

An ejaculatory statement about the ridiculous amount of snow that is outside or has fallen in a season; a spinoff of OMG.

You: 40 inches in one month? Aren't we in Virginia?

Me: snOMG! 40?

You: Did you really just say snOMG?

Me: That's like the height of a velociraptor!
You: ... (back away)

by effingsnow February 9, 2010

build a snowman

When you ejaculate two 'snowballs' onto a pale man's chest and then stick a 'carrot' in his mouth.

Guy 1: Hey, Chaz totally let me build a snowman last night
Guy 2: He's always been really open to new things

by RoyalTeeShirt May 3, 2016

snowmachine

In Alaska, a snowmachine is a snowmobile.

Also spelled "snow machine"

by vanilla g-lotto December 26, 2004

snowgasm

The intense, euphoric feeling skiers and snowboarders who live in or near ski resorts experience whenever the weather forecast calls for heavy snowfall in ski areas. Often enhanced by overly enthusiastic TV weather forecasters or radio personalities.

John, a snowboarder and Fran a skier both experienced a snowgasm when they heard the weather forecast of a major snowstorm for the Colorado mountains. Dan however, who couldn't care less about the ski areas was upset because he had to delay his travel plans for a day.

by Ahina December 20, 2006

Snowmanning

Leaving a friend to sit by himself like a snowman does while you and everyone else take part in an adventure, more than likely a drunken one.

Thanks guys for snowmanning me, I'll just take shots by myself.

by MrShastas December 20, 2010