Frosty the Snowman

A middle aged snowman that smokes a pipe and wears no pants in front of children

WATCH OUT! COVER YO EYES KIDS HERE COMES FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!

by REDAVACODOS December 29, 2019

Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.

Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"

by Dillyboi February 13, 2019

Bitch Snowman

When your friend is a glowing vampire and they literally blind you because they’re so white.

Yo, Nina is a bitch snowman!

by ThatOneKid2005 September 23, 2019

melted a snowman

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.

Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...

by slushee November 28, 2018

Frosting the Snowman

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a Texas Tornado, Texas Toast Strudel, Creampie Christening, Return to Sender

Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl and she was still riding me. She was so wet when she came that she shot my load back and it hit my forehead.

Dude 2: Bro she was Frosting the Snowman

by DJRoms December 1, 2020

spinning snowflake snowman

a shity Christmas decoration that little kids over obsess about and spend over $100 for.
they are a line of Christmas animatronics that ran from 2002-2010

"like bro i spent $500 on a spinning snowflake snowman,"
"that's funny because Gemmy sold these for under $20 back in my day,"

by ABiggerNigger May 23, 2021

snowman party

When many men proceed to spray ejaculate all over a female until she is covered in semen. Then they put buttons on her eyes and a carrot nose so she resembles a snowman.

"Hey Jared, did you and the guy's go to that snowman party last night? Sally told me she was the only girl that went and said it was a blast!!!"

by penialwrath April 23, 2017