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Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.
"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006
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#snore

Someone who is uninteresting, lame, can't take a joke, someone who is not worth your time, etc. It sometimes could refer to a fuck boy.
Friend 1: That boy is no good for you girl.

Friend 2: I know right he dates a lot of girls he is a #snore
by NewLingo December 21, 2016
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snoring sun

Adolph Hitler (One of th heads of th ultimate erif) And His Spirit Half Wife Dress
Th hevenly father colored cauliflower and his kale wives; th suns of th evening
Your a snoring sun; your a sun of th evening; you like being a big entited(spirited) person;You are always complex; intermediate; and simple; you like bringing up your spirit in a jack of all trades way. .You love enhancing everybody' entit'(spirit') always.
by Gtos Th Hevenly Witness March 26, 2024
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Snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night
Tigger: What’s Donkey Boy Saying?
*ALF Snoring*
*Pooh and Friends Falls And Screams*
by MayDayMeh June 11, 2018
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Butt Snore

wife: ew did you just fart?
husband: nah hun, was a butt snore.
by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020
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Snore Shore

In Southern Louisiana there is a 24 mile long bridge called the Causeway. On one side is the “south shore” where New Orleans & its suburbs are located.On the other side of the bridge is the “northshore” where the cities of Mandeville & Covington are located. The Northshore is the complete opposite of New Orleans. It is completely void of anything interesting, unique, & fun. The food is bland. The best thing you can do is go sit on the lakefront and miss being in New Orleans. Sleeping out of boredom is the main attribute of the north shore. Thus when someone is driving over the bridge from New Orleans to the north shore, it’s much easier to say, “I’m heading to the snore shore.” Because that’s what you will be doing over there. Snoring. Until you can go back over the bridge.
Heading to the Snore Shore today to be bored out of my mind, pray for me
by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025
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