Snarfy

Rude, sarcastic, angry, impatient, defensive...

Fred got really snarfy with me today when I mentioned that he still owes me money...

by Ironozzy July 11, 2018

snarfle

The white matter present in sausages and spam, and especially salami.

Lebanon bologna is full of snarfles.

by pluck April 5, 2007

snarfle

A fast, excited episode of hysteria upon which the one who snarfles, humps someone like a hyena on crack in a matter of seconds, resulting in an extreme orgasmic sexual episode, that lasts all within the period of a minute or less.

"Dude, I totally snarfled that chick like 5 minutes ago. She's recovering..."

by Danny Mead July 9, 2005

snarfle

The sound a giraffe makes when speaking to another giraffe. The sound is inaudible by humans.

The giraffe's snarfle was calm and soothing to his mate.

by Snarfle Appreciator March 23, 2008

snarfy

A word describing someone who completely lacks common sense. A noob in every sense of the word. Someone who has been beaten with the idiot stick over and over. A person who has become so accustomed to failure that their life is not complete if they happen to succeed at something.

See also: wolfy

person 1: "Oh shit. That idiot Zubin is talking again."
person 2: "WTF! Doesn't he realize he sounds more snarfy with every word that spills from his stupid little keyboard?"
person 1: "Don't let him hear you. That snarf is probably going to be the next Unibomber."

by Furiae! January 26, 2008

snarfle

V. To peruse (a particularly geeky product or service) with excitement. The term stems from the sound that the brown monsters in DOOM 1make.

We spent all night snarfling over the latest "Science and Surplus" catalog.

by Frau Nau February 24, 2005

snarflac

ditto or same as;
Used in converstion context.

Frank: Dude..I'm so tired!!
Bob: Dude...snarflac

by Kj November 16, 2004