Sweedle

It’s where you are being sweet but you hide your real intentions when your real intentions are evil

Why are you so Sweedle Mary!

by Pancing May 30, 2021

sweedish lampshade

Inserting a lightbulb into the vagina of a woman while she is covered by bedcovers. After she is under, tazers are attached to the nipples of the woman and turning on an electric current thus turning on the lightbulb. The result is a bed that looks like a lampshade.

Daniel: I turned THIS chick into a sweedish lampshade last night!
Jared: I wish i had a girl....

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 22, 2006

sweedish butt nuggets

good chicken nuggets

person 1- "what do you want to eat"
person 2- "sweedish butt nuggets?"
person 1- "fuckin right!"

by KCMO December 9, 2007

Smeed

Someone who is Uncool , lame , loser

other forms include Smeedle , smeedles

Why did you invite Carl hes such a Smeed.

dang man don't be a Smeed.

this place is full of Smeeds.

by Jack Herb October 24, 2013

shweed breath

when a person's breath smells like shit and weed.

jessica : "YO! Rashad got that shweed breath!"
ashley : "eeew. how do you kiss him?"

by fuckyeah31 July 20, 2010

smeedo

Ahan

Ahan is smeedo

by Bermuda.defines December 12, 2016

sweedish barrel roll

When you jerk it while eating sweedish fish in your step moms bathtub

Mr milfer sweedish barrel rolled 3 times in one day

by Akamrnewyork January 29, 2017