smunchkin

Also known as a Hollie or Holliebeam/s. A very sexy woman with gorgeous boobs and the tastiest pussy you will ever find. The best sex of your life. A very gentle, intelligent and kind woman. The world according to Mark. There can be no plurals to this description as there is really only one smunchkin and she is loved by a guy named Mark.

I love you, my little Smunchkin!

by Jake01 February 11, 2008

smunk

A mixture of smoking and drinking.

After 5 Coronas and 2 ciggs, she felt so smunk.

by S.E.N. April 15, 2006

Smung

Extra shitty

Wow my poo is smung

by shela specia; December 12, 2017

smunch

A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.

"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!

by chief smuncher September 11, 2007

Kelly Smunt

Similar to the plain smunt this one is much more smelly, and handily could be confused with a genuine girl's name.

As an insult "you Kelly Smunt"
as a description "she had a Kelly Smunt"

by PinkMissy October 4, 2006

Smunch

Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.

You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.

by oliver pantisoff January 1, 2010

smuna

An adverb describing the increase physical displeasure at having a disease that is second only to Anaphalycticatardicon in its increasingly dangerous effects. Having smuna is a terrible afflication and people with the illness often appear ill, weak, pale and ghostly. Sort of like ryan sucks but worse. The only known cases of smuna have been discovered in a small town west of Melbourne, Australia. it is there that smuna has its roots. smuna frequently gets expanded to:
Super
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
AIDS

Hey look at that bloke with smuna
Smuna makes the world horrible
I wish that guy with smuna would die
If I wanted a disease to be cool, it would definitely NOT be smuna

by honneamise December 3, 2018