Smudge

Local retard

Usually bums ‘jakes’

Whoa smudge has had that finger up his nose since this morning

by Kenneth Branagh February 16, 2019

Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257

Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."

by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

Smudge

A fat, fluffy, grey, lazy beast. That spends most of her time inside, curled up into a ball in front of the warmth of a fire. And has long ear hair. But most importantly is a cat the has a smudge on her right lower arm.

Damn is smudge get away from the milk

by Izzy.... October 29, 2018

Smudge

Smudge (ad•jec•tive)

Meaning sloppy, gross or skank.

Boy: she's hot.
Girl: no she's not, shes a smudge!

by Hoemerica September 29, 2014

Smudge

A derogatory slur referring to left-handed people that references their tendency to smudge their writing as well as their impact on society.

"Susan's smudge elbow keeps on knocking into mine while we eat!"
"Jimmy's getting a third stack of french toast? He's such a smudge."
"Quit being a smudge and learn how to use some normal scissors!"

by swingfox September 1, 2013

Smudger

A turd that once layed requires almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up after.

"When you go to the shops get some more TP, ive just done a smudger and used the last roll".

by Top Logger July 23, 2009

Smudge

A person who is considered as generally a smudge upon soceity.

"That guy just killed three babies!"

"Damn what a smudge."

by Briabane Crimwatch July 27, 2010