phantom shiter

Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs

Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell

Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian

by Therealgal February 8, 2014

Ben Spiteri

A cow, usually very fat, that assists her owner on farm jobs.

I really need Ben Spiteri to help me out here, damn it!

by Atilio May 5, 2019

Smiler

A Smiler is a true Miley fan. They truly support her and don't like her just for her music & acting but the person that she actually is.

There are two types of Smilers. Hardcore and Crazy. There is a difference between the two. Harcores are the ones who really love Miley and support her as she is their idol. Crazy are the ones who are too obsessed (normally because the have an issue with obsessions) and would kill themselves for Miley which isn't good....

"Miley has changed my life. The way she acts and the messages she's sent... the charities she works for. I'm a total Smiler"

by ihavethecyrusvirusx August 23, 2011

Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

shiteree

All of it. The entire kit and kaboodle.

She brought the whole shiteree in her handbag.

by Alimjake February 11, 2014

shiterature

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.

Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008