smashed ass

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.

I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart July 31, 2014

Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts

Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)

by Plazmaba11z May 21, 2016

Smashed Yam

When your girl squats her fresh booty yam over your face and gives it a ride.

Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.

She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Smashed Burgers

N.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.

“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"

by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023

smashed the homies

to gain carnal knowledge of someones friend or group of friends

james: so are you gonna get with debra?
todd: NO WAY! that girl smashed the homies
james: its cool man, i just got tested the other day and im still clean.

by irreverentalsharptongue May 1, 2009

Smashed Ravioli

A very sloppy and overused vagina having the appearance of a plate of marinara covered beef/cheese raviolis that have been...smashed.
A messier look than roast beef curtains.

Smashed Ravioli - I banged Angela but apparently I wasn't the first 'cause her vag looked like a Smashed Raviloi.

by D. Sanchez & The Rav Smashers October 29, 2008