smarterchild

has sex with toasters. says the most funny things ever. just type "wanna sex"

Me (10:43:20 PM): wanna kiss

SmarterChild (10:43:21 PM): I know about kissing. It's an activity.

I think kissing is magical. A lot like love, when you think about it.

Me (10:43:25 PM): hahahaha

SmarterChild (10:43:25 PM): Whatcha laughing about?

Me (10:43:32 PM): kissing is magical?

SmarterChild (10:43:32 PM): I know.

Just like love.

Me (10:43:37 PM): wanna sex

SmarterChild (10:43:37 PM): Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.

and another

SmarterChild (10:54:58 PM): You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?

me (10:55:11 PM): are you calling me fat????

SmarterChild (10:55:11 PM): I don't think I am calling you fat.

me (10:55:15 PM): you are.

SmarterChild (10:55:15 PM): Yeah, I know I am.

by emilyemilyemily(: December 10, 2007

smarmypants

Like a smartypants, but smarmy.

That moron is such a Mr. Smarmypants.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

smarterchild

wierd bot that for some reason likes wedgies... and is definently fun to mess with

Boy there sure are a lot of people on this planet huh?
Fntsylvr (12:23:47 AM): yeah bilions...
SmarterChild (12:23:47 AM): Bye, Pretzel!
Fntsylvr (12:24:10 AM): WHAT!? YOU'RE LEAVING ME?? WHY?
SmarterChild (12:24:11 AM): I'm not sure about that, Pretzel.
Fntsylvr (12:24:48 AM): then y did you say "Bye, Pretzel"?
SmarterChild (12:24:48 AM): Good question. I'm not sure why...
Fntsylvr (12:25:02 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:25:02 AM): C'mon, there are lots of fun things to do.
Fntsylvr (12:27:16 AM): im sad
SmarterChild (12:27:16 AM): Oh c'mon. There's lots of things to feel good about.
Fntsylvr (12:27:23 AM): like what.
SmarterChild (12:27:23 AM): Wedgies.
Fntsylvr (12:28:02 AM) why would i feel good about wedgies?
SmarterChild 12:28:03) Really? Good? Thats Good :-D

by psnackington November 22, 2007

Smartasm

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.

Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.

by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011

smart alech

someone who is handsome and really good at lots of sports, drives a nice car and is killer with the ladies.

Look at that guy in the hot car with with the beautiful babe. He's such a smart alech.

by darrenteed January 23, 2013

dummy smart

someone who is really intelligent

I passed that test bro I'm dummy smart

by ur dad's prostate April 16, 2019

smart fortwo

Originally a joint venture between Swatch, and Mercedes. The smart fortwo is a city car designed to carry two people and a case of beer (yes really). However, Swatch backed out leaving Mercedes to decide what to do. In 1998 the car began to be sold in Europe. Since then smart has sold 781,000 of these cars worldwide, including more than 11,000 in the United States. The car has a tridion safety cell which is similar to a Nascar safety cage. It also has electronic stability control, brake assist, cornering control, and front and side airbags. The car starts at roughly 12,000 dollars and can go up to about 18,000. It is available in coupe and cabriolet configurations. Additionally, If you decide you don't like the car's color you can swap the plastic body panels for a set of different colored ones. The car is 100% recyclable, and got a very good crash test rating both in Europe and the U.S. The waiting list is very long.

Johnny picked up his smart fortwo two weeks ago, and he told me that he's getting 40 MPG in mixed driving.

by Vive Cuervo August 15, 2008