Have you ever seen a little dog acting tough, scary, and picking fights around bigger dogs, yeah well it's just that but with short bitches.
Person 1: Oi back of you little shit
Vertically challenged human with small syndrome: *screams in small*
Vertically challenged human with small syndrome: *screams in small*
by Midget Gang CEO May 28, 2020
When a person grows up in a small town and develops a fear or a belief that they couldn't handle any or all of the following: 1) Living in a large city
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
Jakob is afraid that if he goes to a big school that he won't get to be the quarter back anymore. We're pretty sure he's suffering from Small Town Syndrome.
by Matson12009 September 13, 2023
When a man (most likely white) has to show off their toxic superiority by acting aggressively to overcompensate for their lack of manhood.
They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.
These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.
It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;
- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick
There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.
Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.
These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.
It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;
- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick
There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.
Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
*Stranger gives help on social media by commenting several times a similar post of their experiences of product or service*
Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!
Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.
We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.
Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.
Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!
Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.
We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.
Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.
Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
by FartLady77 May 23, 2022
The condition which compells men, especially individuals named Oliver to overcompensate their lack of manhood by expressing they have a large penis or by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.
That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome
That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome
by Smalldicko42 November 22, 2021
Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS
Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome
Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023
Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024