a romantic or sexual relationship that's not formally defined or committed to, often leaving the relationship status unclear and ambiguous ON VACATION.
Situcation 2025!
Baecay 2025!
Nah, you already called it a situcation. We'll take ton of photos and not post each other 🤣
Baecay 2025!
Nah, you already called it a situcation. We'll take ton of photos and not post each other 🤣
by Mosquito_bite May 13, 2025
Get the Situcation mug.Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.
Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.
Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?
Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?
by chager45 February 13, 2010
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The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.
After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.
by VNFP October 10, 2018
Get the Premature salutation mug.When you walk by a girl who has a great ass OR if a girl shows you her amazingly sized and shaped ass, and you are feeling quite enthusiastic, then you may raise your hand to your forehead and give the ass a salute. It is one of the most respectful gestures you can make toward a woman
Jimmy: Yo did you see Alexis' ass last night
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
by swerty gert February 11, 2019
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Get the Paternoster salutation mug.This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive
As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.
by von groovy August 7, 2024
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/ˈär-tist-rē slərp-ˈā-shən/
A cultural phenomenon where artistic works are mindlessly consumed, stripped of context, and repackaged as disposable content—often enabled by technology, profit motives, or performative engagement.
• Etymology:
1. Artistry (from Latin "ars": skill, craft): The sweat, intent, and soul poured into creation.
2. Slurpation (from "slurp": to consume noisily, greedily): The sound of tech, corporations, or trends guzzling down art like a cheap smoothie, leaving only pulp.
• Why the term justifies itself:
1. It names a theft: The theft of time (an artist’s years of labor), context (a work’s cultural roots), and humanity (the imperfections that make art mean something).
2. It refuses euphemisms: No more calling AI plagiarism “innovation” or cultural erasure “curation.” Slurpation is slurpation; greedy, messy, and dehumanizing.
3. It demands accountability: By defining the harm, it gives artists and audiences language to fight back.
/ˈär-tist-rē slərp-ˈā-shən/
A cultural phenomenon where artistic works are mindlessly consumed, stripped of context, and repackaged as disposable content—often enabled by technology, profit motives, or performative engagement.
• Etymology:
1. Artistry (from Latin "ars": skill, craft): The sweat, intent, and soul poured into creation.
2. Slurpation (from "slurp": to consume noisily, greedily): The sound of tech, corporations, or trends guzzling down art like a cheap smoothie, leaving only pulp.
• Why the term justifies itself:
1. It names a theft: The theft of time (an artist’s years of labor), context (a work’s cultural roots), and humanity (the imperfections that make art mean something).
2. It refuses euphemisms: No more calling AI plagiarism “innovation” or cultural erasure “curation.” Slurpation is slurpation; greedy, messy, and dehumanizing.
3. It demands accountability: By defining the harm, it gives artists and audiences language to fight back.
1. Social Media Callout:
“Just saw someone use an AI app to ‘Ghibli-fy’ their selfie. That’s not cute it’s artistry slurpation. Miyazaki would hate this shit.”
2. Chatting About Trends:
“Ugh, TikTok’s turning ‘Grave of the Fireflies’ into ‘sad anime edits’ with Billie Eilish songs. Peak artistry slurpation using trauma for clicks.”
3. Critiquing Fast Fashion:
“Shein’s selling ‘tribal print’ dresses ripped from Navajo designs? That’s artistry slurpation, not culture. Indigenous artists get nothing while they profit.”
4. Music Snob Rant:
“Spotify’s new ‘Woke Jazz’ playlist is just artistry slurpation. They took Nina Simone’s protest songs and turned them into brunch background noise.”
5. Texting a Friend:
“Saw your post using Frida Kahlo as a ‘vibe check’ filter. Kindly delete it, dude that’s artistry slurpation. Her art’s about pain, not your aesthetic.”
“Just saw someone use an AI app to ‘Ghibli-fy’ their selfie. That’s not cute it’s artistry slurpation. Miyazaki would hate this shit.”
2. Chatting About Trends:
“Ugh, TikTok’s turning ‘Grave of the Fireflies’ into ‘sad anime edits’ with Billie Eilish songs. Peak artistry slurpation using trauma for clicks.”
3. Critiquing Fast Fashion:
“Shein’s selling ‘tribal print’ dresses ripped from Navajo designs? That’s artistry slurpation, not culture. Indigenous artists get nothing while they profit.”
4. Music Snob Rant:
“Spotify’s new ‘Woke Jazz’ playlist is just artistry slurpation. They took Nina Simone’s protest songs and turned them into brunch background noise.”
5. Texting a Friend:
“Saw your post using Frida Kahlo as a ‘vibe check’ filter. Kindly delete it, dude that’s artistry slurpation. Her art’s about pain, not your aesthetic.”
by ContextMatters May 19, 2025
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