slumming

to act out throughout the day as a bum; to do nothing all day

John woke up on Sunday morning and decided that he will slum all day and do nothing.

by synical33 April 18, 2005

slurping the sturgeon

Giving a sloppy blow-job.

That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016

Slurbing

Describing the merge of one's body with the couch often while covered in snacks and watching television.

Tonight I'll be slurbing.

by Di~ December 15, 2020

slurping on the bean

Chugging down some delicious coffee.

Woah, Jeff is slurping on the bean like a caffeine fiend over there!

by Landwhale July 9, 2021

Slip-slurping the jang-jang

When a male, generally a young man, receives fellatio from another individual. Often, said individual is of the dirty kind. It is not to be confused with fiddle-faddling the whatsawhosits, otherwise known getting fingered.

"I saw Staci slip-slurping the jang-jang in the backrow of the theater last night! Leave it to her, the dirty hoe".

by Rackem Rick April 3, 2013

salsa slurping

When you eat a girl out on her period

She didn't tell me I would be salsa slurping tonight

by The Bootyfill Girl June 13, 2015

cum slurping lips

A girl with beautiful, thick luscious lips expertly designed by God himself that are meant to serve only one purpose: slurping cum out of a nice hard cock.

Brad: Hey bro check out that girl!
Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
Brad: Wow she has some nice cum slurping lips!

by Thachosenoneee November 7, 2019