Slommy

phattest meat in the deli

"oi that bitches puss smells like slommy"

by orangemuice December 18, 2019

Slumkin

a slut that is really into giving blumkins to random men.

Jane looked like she had chugged a chocolate shake after she gave the football team a Slumkin.

by jerky108 December 18, 2009

slonkpiper

The act of lubing up the tail pipe of a motorized vehicle and maneuvering oneself in the position to have sexual intercourse via tail pipe. Often this act is scorned upon and rarely executed, but when done, can be a very enjoyable and kinky experience. Best if done when said vehicle is of high class. Also, if tail pipe is large enough, two partners can double penetrate the tail pipe. Known as slonkpiping.

A) Hey! You want to go slonkpiping with me?
B) Yeah sure. I love stuffing my rod in vehicle assholes!

A) I heard Ted is a slonkpiper.
B) Gross! I can't believe i let him stick it in me.

by FlyingTango November 2, 2009

Slominski

A not so hasty nasty blasty in the back sack.

"Dude, I totally Slominskied her last night!"

by L-Dawg88 April 4, 2010

Slompywampleybearstribeastyti

Extremely disgusting tits.

Dude, look at those slompywampleybearstribeastytis!

by babbydaddybffseestersoulmate y October 5, 2010

slomosapian

People who walk slow, drive slow, work slow or do anything in a slow manner

That guy walks like a Slomosapian

by SEANDOR May 6, 2018

Slook

High class Ratchet

Oh he is a Slook he don’t care if your Mattress is on the floor

by anonymous November 23, 2020