Wife: "Did you dump the sewage tank?"
Husband: "Yeah, but the stinky slinky ripped and sewage got everywhere."
Husband: "Yeah, but the stinky slinky ripped and sewage got everywhere."
by Vent172 January 19, 2015

by WhyAmIHere?? December 1, 2019

by phildees January 30, 2007

The unfortunate and careless action of one's cell phone dropping to a hard-surfaced floor, often being hit and sustaining further damage by other hard surfaces on its way down.
"My screen is cracked, the number 6 button is stuck, and the back is Scotch-taped closed from playing phone slinky with my cell one too many times"
by Officer Yayo April 4, 2009

When you’re playing a game and the opponent/enemy is absolutely horrendous at the game. The term comes from the idea that the opponent/enemy throws their controller/game pad like a “slinky” down the stairs and hopes for the best, giving them the name “slinky player” because they blow cock at the game.
Look at that fucking slinky player! He’s playing like an absolute dumbass! This man can’t even get one damn kill, let alone build to save his life!
-obversedd
-obversedd
by Obversedd October 18, 2019

by Mak19993 November 18, 2020

by Amesjanderson November 7, 2014
