Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

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suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.

Gib sucks hard like the starting line.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

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splarting

when in the act of farting liguid escapes along with the gas, normaly assoiciated with wee bum although can be unexpected and undesired result of "forcing" a fart, follow through damage to underwear a direct result, or "spray painting the toilet bowl" if in the act of wee bumming

He's been splarting and has to change his underwear

by wordology May 1, 2010

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Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.

Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.

by Dalexley April 2, 2021

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