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Skyrim

The reason I have no friends and don't leave the house. The most addicting game out there! Sure it's full of glitches and sometimes breaks entirely, but that's what makes it fun!
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...
Normal Person: Where have you been the last six days?

Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*
by TheBookNerd January 9, 2018
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Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.
"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player
by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018
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Skyrim

Skyrim is cool. That Is All
Skyrim
by GordonRamsayEatsKids17 February 28, 2019
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Skyrim

Its skyrim! the best game in the world!
by Mydogesue April 18, 2019
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Skyrim

When an individual performs a rim job to another individual while skydiving or base jumping.
guy 1: "dude I totally skyrimmed this chick last night"
guy 2: "really? Did you sexually transmit jet lag?"
by everydayimskyrimmin November 2, 2011
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skyrimming

A sexual position wherein the skyrimmee takes off clothes and underpants and hangs from a bar. The skyrimmer then stands underneath and administers analingus as the recipient swings in the wind.
John tried skyrimming Pete, but was too short to get his tongue that high up.
by Cubbance November 11, 2011
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Skyrim

The act of giving a rim job to someone who is elevated in the air, either by you holding them up, or other means.
"Did you see Dave giving Anne some Skyrim?"
by St3rn44 November 11, 2011
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