The reason I have no friends and don't leave the house. The most addicting game out there! Sure it's full of glitches and sometimes breaks entirely, but that's what makes it fun!
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...
Normal Person: Where have you been the last six days?
Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*
Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*
by TheBookNerd January 9, 2018

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.
by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018

by Mydogesue April 18, 2019

guy 1: "dude I totally skyrimmed this chick last night"
guy 2: "really? Did you sexually transmit jet lag?"
guy 2: "really? Did you sexually transmit jet lag?"
by everydayimskyrimmin November 2, 2011

A sexual position wherein the skyrimmee takes off clothes and underpants and hangs from a bar. The skyrimmer then stands underneath and administers analingus as the recipient swings in the wind.
by Cubbance November 11, 2011

The act of giving a rim job to someone who is elevated in the air, either by you holding them up, or other means.
by St3rn44 November 11, 2011
