thick skulled

A yard that doesn't understand anything that is said to him; nothing gets through his/ her skull

Faysal: You wanna do homework?
Stan: Sodium Hydrogen
Faysal: What? I don't get it.
Stan: As in NaH
Faysal: But those two can't be paired up
Stan: Holy shit you're so fucking thick skulled

by Nats123 April 30, 2016

Skullet

When the hair at one's forehead recedes giving way to more scalp. At times, people may grow out the back in mullet fashion in order to compensate, others may keep what is left high and tight in military fashion, there are also other who have a comb-over to try to cover it. All in all, it's a strong receding hairline that calls attention to itself.

See that gentleman in the corner booth, he may deny it, but he has a prominent skullet.

by Skulletbuster November 3, 2014

Skullaceous

A male or female who's facial features are too skull-like.

Did you see Heidi Fleiss on "CelebrityRehab"? That bitch's face is Skullaceous.

by MonkeyChamp January 19, 2010

skullfried

to be seriously messed up on drugs

"wow man im fuckin skullfried after smokin that blunt"

by chezz(P.I.) April 9, 2007

Skull bongo

70's / 80's skateboarding term for whacking one's head on the pavement.

Davo did a skull bongo coming down the Pagoda.

by Slash5 July 10, 2010

skull cape

A reckneck hair style that is primarily found in the southern states, but not limited to. Generally worn by men, but not limited to. It is bald on top and "cape" in back ( or mullet ).

Cleovis has dad blame killer skull cape!

by Lil' Bit'r April 14, 2017

Skullonoscopy

Removing ones head out of thine ass.

It sure would be nice if Johnny would perform a Skullonoscopy on himself today

by Drkryptonite May 23, 2018