Big Skipper 

A Big Skipper is a heavy woman that is strangely attractive. You can find them at local watering holes, if there’s karaoke. Big Skippers while attractive are capable of inflicting serious bodily harm and are known to throw down over any slight, real, or perceived.

Dude 1: “Nixon, what happened to your eye; did you get in a beef last night?

Nixon: “Dude, I was sneaking out with that Big Skipper and three hicks jumped me in the parking lot. Good thing I picked that heavy hitter, she banged out two hicks and I fought the third to a draw.”

Big Skipper by P-Biddy June 29, 2018

thicc skipper 

thicc skipper is a truly thicc boi, from the Penguins of Madagascar episode Action Reaction. beautiful songs have been written about him.

Sure, Thanos and Cap are thicc, but are they as thicc as thicc skipper?

thicc skipper by LondoniumZ May 18, 2019

Dr. skipper

A generic form of Dr. Pepper. Usually sold in Safeway.

That's some great Dr. Skipper you've got there!

Dr. skipper by Croquet Martini May 3, 2005

mud skipper 

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

That mud shark had a litle mud skipper.

mud skipper by slick sal July 1, 2005

rim skipper 

A person who enjoys the uncommon fetish of rubbing his/her privates on toilet seats.

You know G_Dragon? Yeah, he's a total rim skipper.

rim skipper by Hyptosis August 2, 2009

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper" 

Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.

Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper" by Farsidefan February 14, 2009

jake skipper 

A Jake Skipper... when you're at the school dance and have to switch partners only to see a abnormally sweaty boy glaring back at you who happens to be called Jake. Next please.

"Eww, That's an ugly boy... Think il give him the 'ol Jake Skipper"

jake skipper by HarryDooDaa December 27, 2016