similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

by Thelma April 30, 2005

Simine

Simine is the name of someone who is a once in a lifetime friendship. She is caring and loyal. She may be gullible and naive, but she has a sweet heart. If you meet a Simine never let go because she is very rare. She may be anxious when you meet her at first, but after a while she will treat you like shes known you forever.

Guy 1: whos that shy girl
Guy 2: oh thats Simine. She is so awesome
Guy 1: cant wait to meet her!

by Shifter73 May 20, 2020

Simin

A poetic name that means someone who has fat ass and is very intelligent. Also someone who is the hottest human being on earth and everyone is jealous of.

- how is she like bro?
- she's a simin dude

by Doooookdeee November 22, 2021

Simir

Honestly where can a start. Simir’s are low key beasts, like really good personalities and overall such a kind person. Extremely hard working and talented, I’d say he has a chance of becoming the futures greatest music artist.

Ahhh Simir is just so amazing! Yeah yeah

by Katana November 23, 2021

Simir

Honestly where should I start. Such an amazing character and charm, so considerate and caring for those around him. Omg Simir’s are just the best! They are a very hard working and talented group of people who have changed the course of the world! When a Simir walks in the room, it’s like a king is approaching. The atmosphere changes, the earth rumbles, the seas rise, it’s something I fail to describe! I’ve also heard that being Simir is a pre requisite to becoming the futures greatest music artist, may only be a theory though….

Ahhh Simir is just so amazing! Yeah yeah!

by Katana November 23, 2021

silmiya

One who has the coolest boyfriend

You are so lucky like silmiya

by Cheesecake# November 23, 2021

Silmiya

A female who looks like a male. They usually have moustache’s

You are so silmiya!

by Cheesecake# January 7, 2022