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Simperor

The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.

The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold
The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.
by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021
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Angry Simeran

A very angry Indian man who probs does cadets and shit. He also targets any girl who is in a radius of 10000000000000 kilometres, he will then proceed to find their Instagram and follow them. Has a yellow account and gets his dick dirty over phat bitches. Wants a white-girl but he'll have an arranged marriage. Says he doesn't date Indians.
Fuck Angry Simeran good job getting those 10 extra atar points
by Taylan Celiker May 10, 2018
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let it simmer

When a girl is snapping/texting you constantly, but you make her wait before you respond so you don’t look desperate.
John:Oh man! That hot chick just snapped me, I better open it!

Bob: Nah man, don’t look desperate. Give it a minute, let it simmer.
by Aladeen Mothafuckah September 27, 2017
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Sinergija

Sinergija can't be easily explained.
Sinergija is a state of mind.
The bond between geologist and his hammer.
Sinergija is you and your planet.
The forest that surround us.
Also, there is nothing without sinergija.
Neither faculty diploma, nor friendship.
Sinergija is everywhere.
Kod Historijske geologije su radili sinergiju sa istima.
Sinergija is a sin.
We love sinergija.
by sinergijskoprosvjetljenje December 14, 2010
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Sumnered

v. to get utterly and completely OWNED, usually as a result of physical violence.
This term comes from the notorious public beating of Senator Charles Sumner by his fellow Preston Brooks due to his disparaging comments about the south.
(Note: Sumnered is always spelled with a capital "S".)
Wow, Jack Bauer totally Sumnered those terrorist for trying to kill David Palmer.
by A Helpful Troy Student March 31, 2009
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Simper

What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.
"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"
by alt-Shiga February 4, 2022
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robo-signer

A person who signs a legal document without reading it or understanding the document's contents.

In the foreclosure industry, robo-signing is the practice of a bank employee signing thousands of documents and affidavits without verifying the information contained in the document or affidavit. Some reports have revealed that one bank official performed the Herculean task of signing off on almost 10,000 documents in one month. The practice calls into question the validity of thousands of mortgage foreclosures across the country. When the practice recently came to light, four major banks, J.P. Morgan Chase, Ally Financial/GMAC, Bank of America and Wells Fargo all called a halt to foreclosure actions in 23 states. In the days following their announcements, Bank of America ceased foreclosures in all 50 states. A coalition of 40 attorneys general plan on launching a probe into mortgage-servicing practices and may hold them accountable where there were violations of state foreclosure laws.
"Bank of America and several other institutions, including JPMorgan Chase and GMAC Mortgage, halted foreclosures in late September and early October amid a growing controversy over problematic documents, including so-called robo-signers — bank employees who say they signed foreclosure affidavits without reviewing the documents."

-The Washington Post, October 21, 2010
by DeeGee212 June 17, 2011
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