simi

a very good person she is very smart, has a top level of humor and they usually have the best style

I wish I was like simi

by arnavvvvvvv November 22, 2021

Raging Semite

A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.

Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?

by Marbury965 May 6, 2011

Simic

if you have this as your last name, your fuckin awesome and well endowed

oh so your last name is simic..... i could of guessed by your awesome swag

by as24 October 14, 2009

Simitus

The time when somebody has just gotten The Sims and obsessively plays it for days on end.
Severe cases include people walking around trying to speak like their Sims.

Person 1: Where is Jenny?
Person 2: Oh, she has been up in her room all week. She has a pretty bad case of Simitus.

by spazzmle June 2, 2009

Shmite

numerous meanings behind this word relating to Marijuana. It can be used in all verbal contexts.

1. Let's go smoke.

2. Let's get really high
3. That was good weed

4. I'm so fucking high right now

!. "Let's go shmite"
2. "Let's get super shmite."

3. " That was good shmite"
4. "I'm so fucking shmite right now!"

by Sabes September 8, 2009

similac

1. A popular brand of baby formula containing viatmins and nutrients that newborns need for nutrition.

2. What sucka mc's who are much younger and less mature drink while being influenced by a better, older, and wiser rapper.

1. "John, will you pick up some similac for Emily at the store on your way home?"

2. "That nigga AZ tried to say that I deserve a platinum plaque; I was selling tapes out the trunk of my car when he was runnin' around drinkin' similac." - E-40

by TheTripleBizzle May 11, 2006

samitch

Something you eat that has 2 peices of bread with any other type of food product or byproduct inbetween the bread. This term is only used like this when currently eating what is normally known as a sandwich, and your mouth is to full to pronounce it properly.

"Yoooo mummm, dis samitch iss soooo mmmmm gooood mmmmm"

by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003