hung sideways

Having trouble having a bowel movement. Also known as extreme constipation

I can't take a shit, it's hung sideways!

by fidel_castro April 10, 2009

sittin sideways

almost opposite of "the gangsta lean" when u drivin...
instead of leanin right, u lean left almost to post up
against the driver side door, w/ ur right hand on the wheel

ridin slow, speakers thumpin on the drive-way/
sittin sideways & buck twenty on the highway/
-Biggfoot

by Chefo January 27, 2006

sittin' sideways

A vehicle with its hydros set to only the left or right side only, making the car tilt.

Sittin' sideways, boyz in a daze...
What it do
~Paul Wall, the people's champ

by rustizzle July 22, 2005

Full sideways

1: Opposite of full send
2: when you tell a bitch somethin and she looks at you and she bends sideways 45 degrees

"This guy I just met asked me to be friends with benefits and I went full sideways like bitch what"

by Foxyroxy10 August 02, 2017

backwards-sideways

Sex: when you're spooning, and the big spoon has a penis.

This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.

by StephaNEENER May 18, 2015

sideways fart

Intestinal gas pain.

I suffered from sideways farts in the hospital, so they added simethicone to my medicine list.

by Smithy666 September 19, 2018

Sideways 90

The phrase one uses when intoxicated off butterscotch and Jagger-Bombs to break up make-out sessions.

Two people are making out, random fat guy comes between them placing one hand in the shape of a circle next to the other hand in a straight line and says with a lisp "Yo guy, sideways 90". Making the two people laugh and stop making-out, he is satisfied that he is no longer the third wheel.

by Sideways90haha July 24, 2011