hung sideways

Having trouble having a bowel movement. Also known as extreme constipation

I can't take a shit, it's hung sideways!

by fidel_castro April 10, 2009

sittin sideways

almost opposite of "the gangsta lean" when u drivin...
instead of leanin right, u lean left almost to post up
against the driver side door, w/ ur right hand on the wheel

ridin slow, speakers thumpin on the drive-way/
sittin sideways & buck twenty on the highway/
-Biggfoot

by Chefo April 9, 2006

sittin' sideways

A vehicle with its hydros set to only the left or right side only, making the car tilt.

Sittin' sideways, boyz in a daze...
What it do
~Paul Wall, the people's champ

by rustizzle August 13, 2005

Full sideways

1: Opposite of full send
2: when you tell a bitch somethin and she looks at you and she bends sideways 45 degrees

"This guy I just met asked me to be friends with benefits and I went full sideways like bitch what"

by Foxyroxy10 August 2, 2017

backwards-sideways

Sex: when you're spooning, and the big spoon has a penis.

This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.

by StephaNEENER May 19, 2015

Sideways 90

The phrase one uses when intoxicated off butterscotch and Jagger-Bombs to break up make-out sessions.

Two people are making out, random fat guy comes between them placing one hand in the shape of a circle next to the other hand in a straight line and says with a lisp "Yo guy, sideways 90". Making the two people laugh and stop making-out, he is satisfied that he is no longer the third wheel.

by Sideways90haha July 24, 2011

sideways fart

Intestinal gas pain.

I suffered from sideways farts in the hospital, so they added simethicone to my medicine list.

by Smithy666 September 19, 2018