shaking the can

the act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.

by Kyle Johnny Punani January 1, 2009

Shwalein'

1. When someone is kidding, joking, or bull shitting.

1. "you gotta be shwalein' me!"
2. "stop shwalein' over there."

by Electric cadaver April 15, 2009

Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

Shaking the ketchup bottle

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.

by orangepony September 15, 2012

shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold

He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

European Sharking

1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him

2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker

3. For another version, see japanese sharking

"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"

Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..

by Jakndakster November 2, 2011

shiwanking

Having a shit, while wanking.

"That was a blinding shiwank I had this morning.

I have been shiwanking all day"

by Benson, Lockerbie March 25, 2017