Shrodinger’s Irony

One who makes statements online and decides whether they were being “ironic” or treating it as a normal post depending on others’ reactions. Refer to Shrodingers douchebag.

Group Chat 1: Men are hot
Person 1: So true
Group Chat 2: Are men hot
Person 1: wtf no thats gay
Person 2: Shrodinger’s Irony at work

by smilesguy January 24, 2023

Scoffing

Used in New York, a excessive lair, someone who is very good at fronting.

Tim “ Ayo Joe you got a five so I can get me a snack at the bodega ?”
Joe “ Nah, I’m broke”.
Time “You stay scoffing, I seen all that guap on ya story”.

by NYkid718🥵. June 7, 2019

shrouding

To hide malicious intent by a benevolent deed.

An example of shrouding: "I shrouded him by telling him that he should go home early and that I can fill him up. The big boss took notes at my productivity and gave me the coin."

by bigsbyZ February 27, 2021

surffing

crazy wild amazing sex (little waines video lollipop he mimed sex like he was surfing) so we decided to call it surffing and we have been calling it surffing for 4 months

I was surffing so hard last night and it was so wet

by Laura Quinlan December 21, 2008

shiffing

An illegal act in which a person sniffs their poop in order to develop their immunity at an alarming rate.

Derives from the words, shit sniffing.

That person was shiffing in the bathroom the other day.

by shiffmeister July 9, 2011

smoffing

Smoffing is the act of smoking pot and then huffing large amounts of 'dust-off' immediately afterwords. This combination of smoking and using inhalants causes an intense trip where your surroundings become extremely distorted and hallucinations may occur.

person 1: dude, i was SOOO smoffed last night
Person 2: fuck man, im smoffing right now!!
person 1: lucky! you got any smoff left?
Person 2: nah, sorry bro, i smoffed it all already

by burley bob April 28, 2008

Sloffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.

We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.

by Samisaretard July 6, 2011