Shrex

Rough violent sex with a partner who resembles a hideous such as Shrek the Ogre or Evan Rogan.

Awww man I just had some nasty Shrex with connor earlier... he came 4 times.

by Alex Fontana October 6, 2012

Shrekonciliation

When a person finally comes to terms with the true meaning of life and accepts Shrek, surrendering their layers to the great Ogrelord.

Leigh: John doesn't understand the Shrekoning that will soon immense.
Greg: It appears his time is ogre; it's time for John's Shrekonciliation.

by El Grande Cebolla December 17, 2015

shredophile

(n) someone who is addicted to snowboarding or skiing. Not to be confused with a snowmosexual.

(Person 1) -- dude, its the third day of the season and Nate already has 30 hours on the mountain

(Person 2) -- I know bro, he's such a shredophile

(Nate) -- hey fuck you guys! You're just a bunch of jealous snowmosexual dickheads!

by GonzoTorpedo December 30, 2011

shrexcalibur

A sword that allows the user to get his/her opponent in shrekmate.

You cannot withstand the power of shrexcalibur! It will all be ogre soon. Mwhahahahaha!

by sp00ky_illumin4ti_42068.5 October 14, 2016

Shrext

The term used when a message or text is received by a unique green round figure that has an onion like figure. The term is used when this figure wishes to in some sort of sexual activity and implies this message using social media or a mobile phone.

Upperclassman: Have you received any shrext’s today?
Dreck Student: WTF Shrek is dreck! Have receiving shrext’s
Upperclassman: If there were a 5 film I would Say it was better than shrek 1 to all the faggy shrek fans
Upperclassman: BAHAHA Shrek the Halls is my favourite film

The boys joked….

If this scenario or one similar to it both these charming boys would be stripped of there pungent layers and be replaced by oinions in the physical form. They would however work as shrexual servants for the rest of there dreck driven lives.

by FreddieJonesy12 May 18, 2016

Shrexting

It’s like shrexting but with shrek themed memes.

Nah, girl. Me and her aren’t serious. We just shrexting

by Kellydidededed May 10, 2018

Shrexicute

The only punishment for trespassing into another one/s swamp.

To be performed through layers of skills much like an onion.

“Damn, I’m gonna shrexicute some barbecue chips my guy.”

“You might get a call from Betty, shrexicuted that ass last night.”

by MiniMountain May 26, 2019