Shrext

The term used when a message or text is received by a unique green round figure that has an onion like figure. The term is used when this figure wishes to in some sort of sexual activity and implies this message using social media or a mobile phone.

Upperclassman: Have you received any shrext’s today?
Dreck Student: WTF Shrek is dreck! Have receiving shrext’s
Upperclassman: If there were a 5 film I would Say it was better than shrek 1 to all the faggy shrek fans
Upperclassman: BAHAHA Shrek the Halls is my favourite film

The boys joked….

If this scenario or one similar to it both these charming boys would be stripped of there pungent layers and be replaced by oinions in the physical form. They would however work as shrexual servants for the rest of there dreck driven lives.

by FreddieJonesy12 May 18, 2016

Shrexual

The sexual orientation where one is phsyically and mentally attracted to the ogrelord shrek.

"Karl, aren't you Shrexual?" said Ryan
*Karl then proceeds to pull out his Shrock*

by Brogre1145 November 22, 2013

Shrex

Having ogrewhelmingly hot sex while watching Shrek or Shrek 2.

Hey babe, let's take off those layers and have some hot sweaty Shrex with our pants half way down on your couch because your parents are in the next room.

by Shrek is love, Shrek is life January 26, 2014

shrexy

The greatest compliment you can give to another human being. Surpasses "hot" and "beautiful". While the former words are used to compliment one's face and personality, "shrexy" means that you love each and every one of that person's layers.

The woman was not simply beautiful, or gorgeous, or any other one of those overrated so-called compliments. She was absolutely, and undeniably shrexy.

by Talia__ June 29, 2014

shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

by Based shrek December 18, 2014

Shrexual assault

The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.

“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”

by Manny223 October 5, 2019

Shrexual

Having a strong feeling of lust towards ogres mainly the ones from Shrek

“Omg she’s so bi shrexual she’s jerking off to Shrek AND Fiona”

by Ellyisadaddie May 21, 2018