shoyybean

The most awesome and amazing person to exist.

Very kind and nice.

"shoyybean hates all food except coleslaw"

by blueberryberries May 24, 2022

shoeb

Feeling embarrassed about something one was in the past

The athlete was shoeb about his body from school.

by Yodaonmotorcycle July 8, 2020

Romanian Shoebox

When, in the act of sex, a man inserts various knick-knacks and curios into the girl's piss-flaps.

Man 1: Oi, bruv, you see that bird?

Man 2: Yeah, bruv, she's got a bit of a limp, doesn't she?

Man 1: Romanian shoebox, mate.

by A man who does stuff October 28, 2011

Shoebacci

A contest in the race for "shotgun" in a carpool situation. When the car comes into sight, the challengers may ammend the origional "Shotgun" request. If "Shoebacci" is called legally, the driver may accept the request. If this is the case, the driver will select a target for the contestants to throw their respective shoes at. As in regulation Bacci Ball, the contestant who landed the shoe closest to target wins shotgun. The Incumbant Shitgun Caller may choose to go first or last or in the middle if applicable. The driver must return the shoes to the contestants.

Passenger A- "Shotgun, no Blitz!"

Passenger B- "Shoebacci!!"

Driver: "OK Ladies, hit that lamp post?"

by Ethan147 January 10, 2008

shoebomb

What was at first thought to be one of the dumbest attempts at terrorism perpetrated by a big goofy halfwit is now hailed as a stroke of genius in terms of real inconvenience to the American people who now, 85 year old grandmother, servicemen in uniform and Joe Sixpack must remove their shoes for inspection in order to board a plane.

Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

shoeboxing

An artform whose means of expression involves the repurposing of forgotten household artifacts (eg. old letters, poems, journals, notes) commonly stored in shoeboxes to create offbeat biographical portraits or stories.

Found Magazine, Mortified and Trachtenberg Family Slidehsow Players are popular shoeboxing projects.

by ste99 February 27, 2007

shoeberry

a rock or lint that is sitting in someones shoe.

ow,somthing is poking my foot it must be a shoeberry.

by lauren russo October 8, 2003