shoutwire

Home of the most liberal fuckers in the world.

Typical Shoutwire poster:

"9/11 was faked, Islamic terrorists are good guys, and the world is run by Jews."

by urbandicktator August 24, 2006

Shortbread

A white female. Women in rap songs have been referred to as "Shorty" and Caucasian people have been referred to as "Crackers". Shortbread cookies are white feminine cookies. Therefore a white woman would be referred to as Shortbread.

Dude, did you see the legs on that shortbread?

by Greeneyedshortbread January 30, 2017

shortie

Short seller. Usually sells at the bottom and gets squeezed into a margin call by his broker.

1) Shortie just financed the premium leather package for my new M3.

by SG550 September 6, 2009

Shorties Watchin' Shorties

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.

author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

shortie

your best friend. you call them shortie, even though you guys tower over everyone. she is so gorgeous but she refuses to admit it.

"who's that girl over there? she's gorgeous?"
"oh, that's just my shortie"

by moistmermaid February 18, 2017

shortie

a word to call a short person usually short and bratty and too annoying to handle .

you that shortie is a bitch

by pepperbish February 2, 2020

shortie

alternate spelling 'shorty'--although shortie typically refers to girls, 'shortie' also refers to a guy that's a short bitch. Shorties are very persistent and act as if they're of normal height. They are mental irregulars and need meds. Beware!

Look at that shortie, you know he has to be a total bitch.

by marecare September 28, 2005