short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom

An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.

Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

by jdgator1000 June 19, 2011

I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019

i like your shirt

what guys use to cover up the fact they are staring at your tits.

*your wearing a plain yet really tight shirt*
*guy friend walks by*

guy -"hey i like your shirt"

your thinking WTF ...?

by cupcakes- December 18, 2011

You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.

You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

by bionixcommand June 28, 2010

katie is short

Katie is shorter than kyle because Katie is short and Katie is short
Kyle is taller than Katie cause Katie is short and kyle is tall

Katie is 5’1 and Kyle is 5’3 or 5’4 so Katie is shorter than kyle.

by KATIE IS SO SHORT October 20, 2019

International Throw Short People Season

For the season of Fall, you’re permitted to throw anyone under 5’10 with no repercussions!!!

Dude it’s International Throw Short People Season, did you forget? Get throwing!

by Sheepa Uno September 30, 2023

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

by Iamnotntfunny August 5, 2021